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A Dragon By Any Other Name

[Note: This post has been updated (1) as of 2:43 PM Eastern on 30 Aug. See below.]

It's hardly a matter of any moment, and it's but a small slip-up, but here's what happens when you send a critic in another field (in this case, The New York Times's chief art critic, Michael Kimmelman) to do a music critic's job, although at the Times these days it happens often enough and much more egregiously when you send a music critic to do a music critic's job — most particularly if the music critic happens to be the Times's chief music critic:

Every opera season demands a scene-chewing scandal to feed fans' appetites for outsize drama, and this summer that niche has been filled in Europe by the new production here [at the Bayreuther Festspiele] of Wagner’s Meistersinger. Tuesday was its final performance, and it was a mess, as advertised, but at least it was a diverting mess.

Its director is the comely 29-year-old Katharina Wagner, favored youngest daughter of the 87-year-old Wolfgang Wagner (Richard's grandson), who for decades has been clutching the reins of power at the Bayreuth Festival like a gnomish Alberich hoarding his gold.

Although the gnome certainly hoarded his gold, it was the dragon, not the gnome, you were going for for use in this particular trope, Mr. Kimmelman. But we get the picture nevertheless.

The gnome-for-dragon business notwithstanding, this is an otherwise fine piece and worth your while reading despite these two bits of utter rubbish:

[Katharina's] approach is not, in the abstract, without merit, Beckmesser having always seemed a proto-Jew to Wagner, awaiting modern redemption; the opera’s end comes across as the screed it always seemed. But the production requires jettisoning all logic and humane sensibility. Characters whose interactions are unusually subtle for Wagner become props. [emphases mine]

RTWT here.


Update (2:43 PM Eastern on 30 Aug): More on this at La Cieca's Parterre Box.

Talk About Having Balls!

[Note: This post has been updated (1) as of 5:10 AM Eastern on 30 Aug. See below.]

If the following report is all true, then this is nothing short of astonishing on a number of fronts.

If you want to be a concert pianist when you grow up, there are certain rules. You do start playing as a young child. You don’t drop out of Juilliard. You do win competitions and get the attention of managers at a young age. You don’t end up at 30 with no management and no bookings, raising the money yourself for your first recording. And you definitely don’t make your New York recital debut with Bach’s demanding "Goldberg" Variations, which are supposed to reflect the wisdom of long experience, and Baroque style.

[...]

Ms. Dinnerstein's recording of the "Goldberg" Variations is being released today by Telarc [Amazon link].

[...]

"Everyone is somewhat taken aback by what she does with the opening Aria," said Robert Woods, the president of Telarc.

But precisely because she puts such an individual stamp on it, Ms. Dinnerstein’s interpretation has won a lot of critical attention.

[...]

It is not usual for a self-produced album to end up on a major label, much less through the intervention of a critic. But Ms. Dinnerstein, who projects a kind of grounded calm, has all along followed her own path, and her own convictions.

"People were very discouraging when they heard the idea," she said, sitting at her dining table on the ground floor of her house in Park Slope, Brooklyn, her hands wrapped around a mug of herbal tea. "But I thought, somebody’s going to hear it, and they’re going to hear what is different about this recording, and it’s all going to work out."

Ms. Dinnerstein's pianistic reading of the grounding Aria goes rather too far in that direction for our critical ear (it's somewhat reminiscent of Gould's puzzling 1981 reading). But then, any fundamentally pianistic reading of a Bach keyboard work goes rather too far for our critical ear.

RTWT here, and be sure to check out the two linked MP3 files as well.


Update (5:10 AM Eastern on 30 Aug): And talk about astonishing! We just checked the Amazon sales rank for this album (link above). It's #4 — in all of music, not just classical. We really do have to find another word. Astonishing just doesn't cut it.

Disturbing News

[Note: This post has been updated (1) as of 3:14 PM Eastern on 30 Aug. See below.]

If the conclusion reached in this study is in fact a true picture of the facts of the case, then the world of music has much about which to be disturbed. Beethoven died by virtue of medical incompetence, needn't have died when he did, and might have lived to create who knows how many more masterworks.

Ludwig van Beethoven died on March 26, 1827, after four months of misery on a dirty straw mattress in Vienna. What brought on that downward spiral? Lead poisoning accidentally caused by his own doctor, says a journal article published today.

The article in the Beethoven Journal, published by San Jose State University's Ira F. Brilliant Center for Beethoven Studies, lays the composer's crash at the feet of Dr. Andreas Wawruch and his bedside remedies. His demise at 56 put an end to years of depression and mysterious physical ailments, but, according to the article, it didn't have to happen when it did.

RTWT here.

(Our thanks to ArtsJournal for the link.)


Update (3:14 PM Eastern on 30 Aug): Miss Mussel of The Omniscient Mussel has some thoughtful things to say regarding this matter, but sadly found it necessary to set up a straw man to set the stage for her remarks. She quotes our above opening words, and then comments,

This is just one example of a popular argument, the "if this [insert tragic event] didn't happen then imagine what [insert name of genius] could have created!" The implication is, of course, that the world would have been a better place and that since creativity is always a linear progression, we have therefore missed out on the best of the nominated genius' output.

Somehow this seems a hopelessly naive and dewy-eyed approach. Not so much for its optimistic ideals (the best is yet to come), as the fact that it ignores wholesale the fact sometimes death is preferable to life.

We, of course, neither said nor implied anything of the sort, nor did what we write "ignor[e] wholesale the fact [that] sometimes death is preferable to life."

The straw man aside and notwithstanding, what Miss Mussel has to say (with much of which we are in complete agreement) is worth your time reading.

The Times They Are Achanging

Can you imagine something like this happening between the members of the NBC Symphony Orchestra and Toscanini? We can't, although a certain few parallels are obvious.

With rehearsals for the Saskatoon Symphony Orchestra's fall season scheduled to begin on Sept. 8, conductor and artistic director Douglas Sanford and a group of orchestra members are embroiled in a bitter dispute. A report by the union steward earlier this year was highly critical of Sanford, alleging a long list of abuses from haranguing players to choosing wildly fast tempos.

Sanford, in turn, filed a $200,000 defamation suit on Aug. 14, arguing against the allegations.

O tempora! O mores!

RTWT here.

(Our thanks to ArtsJournal for the link.)

Oldies But Goodies

No matter how many times you've read 'em, they're always fun reading again. And if you've never read 'em, well, then, desist from eating or from sipping or drinking any liquids while reading, otherwise things could get messy.

• "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician."

"Well dear, you know you can't do both."

• What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

• What did the drummer get on his IQ Test?

Saliva.

• What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

• What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?

They both perceive time as an abstract concept.

• Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

In the long run, it saves time.

Continue reading "Oldies But Goodies" »

Word!

As regular readers of Sounds & Fury are aware, we occasionally post here on science matters which matters are off-message for this blog, but for which posts we make no apology whatsoever.

We've recently discovered Pharyngula, the blog of P.Z. Myers — biologist and associate professor at the University of Minnesota, Morris — and he's a joy to read when not engaging in rabid atheist cheerleading or equally rabid anti-theist polemics notwithstanding that biology is not one of our primary science interests (that would be cosmology and psychology as witness here, and here).

Following is an excerpt from a Pharyngula post that's quintessential Myers in its no-nonsense, straightforward prose absent any trace of typical academic pussyfooting. It's an answer to a prolix eMail from an ignorant anti-Darwinist which eMail Dr. Myers quotes in full, and then responds:

There's a simple reason why biologists get pissed off with creationists, and it has nothing to do with a "first person ontology" — it's that we have the hard work, the data, the experiments, the whole dang enchilada of the "objective facts of the matter," and pretentious pissants like Mr Wood [the writer of the prolix eMail] think nothing of overlooking their own self-admitted ignorance of evolution to pronounce a verdict based entirely on their half-assed psychoanalysis of the universe. We can see quite clearly (especially in this instance) what it is that drives a person to oppose Darwin (as if ol' Chuck had anything to do with the issue at this point): it is the arrogance of incompetence, the self-satisfied smugness of preening assholes, the sanctimony of pious lackwits, the insufferable stupidity of pompous windbags who think they can rationalize their superstitions by seeking justification in a kind of gasified cold reading.

Your bubble-headed bullshit doesn't bamboozle me, Mr Wood — I think the only person your verbose drivel might persuade is another superficial drone who mistakes diarrhea for depth.

Word!

RTWT here.

It's The Annual Month Of Hell On Earth, So...

It's the annual Month Of Hell On Earth, and so just for brief respite we override our normal indifference to such things, and respond to a blogospheric quiz, this one set up by blogger Matthew Guerrieri of Soho the Dog.

1. What's the best quotation of a piece of music within another piece of music?

The quotes from the Ring and Parsifal in Bruckner's No. 9.

2. Name the best classical crossover album ever made.

There is no such thing as "best" of this egregious mongrel breed.

3. Great piece with a terrible title.

Goldberg Variations.

4. If you had to choose: Benjamin Britten or Michael Tippett?

That's like asking, "If you had to choose: James Joyce or Mickey Spillane?"

Britten, of course.

5. Who's your favorite spouse of a composer/performer?

Cosima Wagner. (That's a joke ... I say, just a joke, son!)

6. Terrible piece with a great title.

Enigma Variations

7. What's the best use of a classical warhorse in a Hollywood movie?

Also Sprach Zarathustra in 2001: A Space Odyssey (technically not a Hollywood movie, but what the hell). Also, An der schönen blauen Donau (Blue Danube Waltz) in the same film.

8. Name the worst classical crossover album ever made.

See answer to No. 2 above, mutatis mutandis.

9. If you had to choose: Sam Cooke or Marvin Gaye?

Who?

10. Name a creative type in a non-musical medium who would have been a great composer.

Orson Welles.

EXTRA CREDIT:

For opera nerds: If you had to choose:

a) Lawrence Tibbett or Robert Merrill?

Merrill.

b) Amelita Galli-Curci or Lily Pons?

Not a clue.

For early-music nerds: Name a completely and hopelessly historically uninformed recording that you nevertheless love.

Beecham's recording of the Goossens orchestration of Messiah (we bet everyone names that one).

Unhappily, Not A Fluke

It would appear that the outside possibility that this was a mere fluke is, unhappily, not the case as witness this just in from Mostly Opera:

I am finally here [at the Bayreuther Festspiele] — after more than 20 years of wanting to go. I'll be reporting extensively — am now in the middle of the third Ring.

[...]

And the tickets!!!: Not so difficult to get. Actually it's been far easier to get tickets here in Bayreuth this year than almost anywhere I have been in the past years: 2 hours queing before Rheingold at the box office and you get tickets for the entire Ring. Better seats than people that have been waiting 10 years....And Parsifal. And Meistersinger. An exceptionally high number of people have returned their tickets this year, they told me at the box office....

We trust the Richard Wagner Stiftung Bayreuth gets the message loud and clear, and acts accordingly when they meet this fall at which meeting they almost certainly will have to deal with the pressing question of the succession to the directorship of the Festspiele the final decision concerning which lies solely within their authority. We suggest the time has come to look outside the Wagner family for a replacement to succeed the ailing current director, the 87-year-old Wolfgang Wagner, who, at his pleasure, holds his position for life, and in whose hands the Festspiele has over the past 41 years of his sole stewardship gone off-message, off-purpose, and slid slowly down the tubes in terms of musical quality of performance.

Mambo!

[Note: This post has been updated (1) as of 6:13 PM Eastern on 23 Aug. See below.]

You've all, at one time or another, heard the mambo (one of the five dances from "The Dance At The Gym" episode) from Bernstein's West Side Story, right?

That's what you think.

Scoot on over here, scroll down a bit, give a click on the video, and hear it played by a bunch of kids.

Some kids!

Wherever he might be, Lenny must be smiling from ear to ear.

(Our thanks to Deceptively Simple for the link.)


Update (6:13 PM Eastern on 23 Aug): Here's the video itself. The orchestra is the Simón Bolívar Youth Orchestra of Venezuela, and the conductor is, of course, the new music-director designate of the Los Angeles Philharmonic, the 26-year-old Gustavo Dudamel.


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An Off-Message But Nevertheless Touching Tribute

We've seen far too little from blogger Mr. Outerlife of late, and so this new entry on his fine blog, Outerlife, even though somewhat off-message for linking on Sounds & Fury, is most welcome. It's a tribute of sorts to a vanishing — and now, perhaps, altogether vanished — breed of man; a breed for which we've nothing but the utmost admiration.

My first thought on meeting my new boss was the first thought I imagine everyone had on meeting him: "You don’t see mutton chops much these days."

That was in the early Nineties, a time when men shaved their faces, not their heads. The mustache and the beard defined the outer boundaries of facial hair in an otherwise clean cut world.

[...]

He was a throwback in other ways, too.

He didn’t use a computer. Instead, he composed his memos and reports in long hand on yellow legal pads, his slanted loopy scrawl the sort I imagine would work well within the limitations of a quill pen, though in a rare concession to modernity he used a ballpoint. If he replied to your email, his secretary would bring you a print-out of your email with his handwritten reply squeezed into the margins.

[...]

He smoked like a chimney. When I started, no one wanted to sit near his office, the reek of smoke permeating everything, and everyone, within 50 feet. It was like sitting next to a coal-fired power plant. By mid-morning there’d be a mountain of unfiltered cigarette butts in his ashtray, ash scattered over his desk and clothes, some even sticking to his mutton chops, as he chain-smoked his way through the day.

When the city banned smoking in office buildings, he took it personally. Initially, he threatened to move to Virginia or North Carolina, tobacco states that surely encouraged smoking in the workplace. Then he calmed down enough to scour the city’s new regulations, finding not one, but two loopholes. The regulations were primarily designed to protect workers in modern office buildings, those glass boxes with windows that don’t open, so he planned to define himself out of the rules by cutting a ventilation hole in his 40th floor office window. Building management put a stop to his scheme, alerted no doubt by one of the underlings in his hallway forced to inhale his smoke, second-hand.

[...]

For all that, I liked him.

RTWT here.

The Virtue Of Silence

Some profound — and profoundly true — thoughts on the virtue of silence are eloquently voiced in an article written for NewMusicBox by composer Andrew Waggoner. Following, an excerpt:

Music is everywhere; we have more of it, available in more forms, more often, than at any time in human history. [...] Music is everywhere. Long live it.

Just give me five minutes without it; that's all I ask, perhaps all I'll need to bring it back into being for myself. Imprisoned by it as I am now, assaulted in every store, elevator, voice-mail system, passing car, neighbor's home, by it and its consequent immolation in the noise of the quotidian, it is lost to me as anything other than a kind of psychic rape, a forced intimacy with sonic partners not of my choosing. When music is everywhere, it is nowhere; when everything is music, nothing is. Silence is as crucial to the musical experience as any of its sounding parameters, and not merely as a kind of acoustical "negative space." Silence births, nurtures, and eventually takes back the musical utterance; it shapes both the formation of its textures and the arc of its progress through time.

And, of course, since silence — unless one is in an anechoic chamber — is never wholly silent, its presence, its expression, allows us to distinguish between sounds that are and are not music. Thus is not-music given entry into music; Cage aside, the sounds in the hall, in the street, in the club, are not music, though they become part of the shared discourse that is; they are the fragments of conversation overheard but not comprehended by speakers of a different language, passionately engaged in their own dialogue amidst the whirl of an alien culture. Thus is music's wonderful strangeness amplified by a silence that is always trying to tell us something.

RTWT here.

Why I Love Russians

I never met a Russian I didn't like. Mostly love. At very first meeting. Been that way ever since I was a kid. My family has Russian roots, both sides, but I don't think that's it. It has something to do with their clear-eyed outlook on life, and with their straightforwardly honest, unabashed, even passionate manner of expressing themselves on all things big and small, important and trivial. Like this from superstar diva Anna Netrebko:

I’m an early bird. I get up at 9 or 10. That’s if I am not working. If I have a big performance the night before, I get up at 11. The morning is the happiest time for me. It brings new hope. [...] I am fast, I am energetic, and I want to eat already. That’s the problem. Even if I am just finished I’m already thinking: what is there for lunch?

Breakfast I am eating a hot sandwich, like with the cheese, toasted. Or toast with peanut butter and jam. I cannot eat yoghurt. I hate this healthy stuff. Then I have a good coffee, the best is Lavazza breakfast blend that I make myself. I am trying to be careful with my weight, so the English fry-up — love it, can’t have it.

After that, I shower and do my own hair and make-up. I have to look presentable, even in places nobody knows me. [...] I am messy; to be perfect is not my style. My clothes must be comfortable, and nice for breathing: opera singers are bigger here [the torso]. I have a fantastic wardrobe. These shoes are by Louis Vuitton, and the dress is by Escada, who are dressing me for events and giving me many clothes for free. I never have this feeling like before: "Oh, I don’t have anything to wear." Now I think I do have!

If I have rehearsals, I am running because I will be late, probably. If I have a performance, the whole day is free. I go to see a movie, or to the museums. I am reading books, and magazines like Hello! and Style Watch, about the stars. I met some stars on the TV shows, like Shakira and Cameron Diaz, who was very, very nice. I met Robbie Williams. He was flirting, then in the papers it was all about how he steals Russian soprano, but it was rubbish....

[...]

Lunch you must have, especially on a performance day. I’ve always loved food. I like Japanese and Thai. Vegetarian? Forget it! Lunch is usually pasta or fish. No garlic. I’m in close contact with my singing partners; it’s important to have a good breath. Some of the opera singers are Koreans, and Korean food, it has lots of garlic, it stinks for two weeks. Those guys — their breaths will blow you away.

I have no rituals before the show. I love being on the stage. If you have a headache, or feel depressed when you go on, you forget about everything. When I go on stage I feel a kind of sexual energy. The music is sometimes very erotical and to sing this you are using your whole body and it is... fantastic. The acting is important. The time when you could "park and bark" — come on stage and just stand there and sing — is passed. I know how to deal with my arms; this I learnt from the ballet dancers. And I was an acrobat for six years from the age of five....

I try not to perform the big roles often, because they’re very demanding. Though my voice has doubled in the past few years. It started suddenly to be bigger, because I was using the microphone between my tits!

See?

RTWT here.

Mildly Unsettling

You all know the basic argument of the Big Bang model of the creation and evolution of the universe, often referred to as the Standard Cosmological Model, right? Sounds like pretty solid stuff, wouldn't you say?

Maybe not.

Big Bang cosmology is not a single theory; rather, it is five separate theories constructed on top of one another. The ground floor is a theory, historically but not fundamentally rooted in general relativity, to explain the redshifts — this is Expansion, which happily also accounts for the cosmic background radiation. The second floor is Inflation — needed to solve the horizon and "flatness" problems of the Big Bang. The third floor is the Dark Matter hypothesis required to explain the existence of contemporary visible structures, such as galaxies and clusters, which otherwise would never condense within the expanding fireball. The fourth floor is some kind of description for the "seeds" from which such structure is to grow. And the fifth and topmost floor is the mysterious Dark Energy, needed to allow for the recent acceleration of cosmic expansion indicated by the supernova observations. Thus Dark Energy could crumble, leaving the rest of the building intact. But if the [Einsteinian] Expansion floor collapsed, the entire edifice above it would come crashing down.

[...]

In its original form, an expanding Einstein model had an attractive, economic elegance. Alas, it has since run into serious difficulties, which have been cured only by sticking on some ugly bandages: inflation to cover horizon and flatness problems; overwhelming amounts of dark matter to provide internal structure; and dark energy, whatever that might be, to explain the seemingly recent acceleration [of the expansion]. A skeptic is entitled to feel that a negative significance, after so much time, effort and trimming, is nothing more than one would expect of a folktale constantly re-edited to fit inconvenient new observations.

RTWT here.

(Our thanks to the always indispensable Arts & Letters Daily for the link.)

Featured Past Post #43 (Administrative Note)

A new Featured Past Post ("A Very Brief Thought On New Music") is now up on the right sidebar.

PBS Telecast Of Morris's Mozart Dances

I'm no aficionado of the dance, but I did want to see choreographer Mark Morris's Mozart Dances because of the uniform praise given it by those who are. And so I last night tuned in to PBS's live telecast of the Mostly Mozart Festival presentation of the work anticipating spending an at least pleasant two hours perched comfortably in front of the Boob Box. I managed to persevere for some thirty minutes or so, and then had to switch off the TV as the presentation was threatening to send my blood pressure straight through the roof.

Impossible.

To watch, that is, without an overwhelming desire to grab by the neck whomever was responsible for directing the camerawork, and while shaking him violently left and right, and up and down, bellowing in his ear, "You can't film dancers in tight closeup while they're dancing ... or from waist to head, or from knees to head, or from ankles to head. You have to film them from floor to head, you moron, and with plenty of floor showing round them. And you can't film a solo dancer in isolation from the surrounding company who, after all, are not there because they couldn't find somewhere else to be. They're actually part of the dance, you see, you bloody ignorant cretin, and the solo dancer's movements make little sense in isolation from them, and vice versa. And furthermore, you simpleminded twit...."

There was plenty more to bellow about into that ignorant director's ear (such as the dance-momentum-destroying extended camera cuts from the dancers to the bloody piano soloist), but you get the idea, I'm certain.

Why oh why should it be so difficult to engage a director who knows what the hell he's doing rather than such a seemingly if not actually art-ignorant incompetent. It doesn't appear to me to be a problem of insoluble proportions.

But then, what do I know.

Just One Word: Plastics

Freeman Dyson — professor of physics at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, and author of a number of books, among which are, Disturbing the Universe, and, Origins of Life — has a little story to tell.

Sixty years ago, when I was a young and arrogant physicist, I tried to predict the future of physics and biology. My prediction was an extreme example of wrongness, perhaps a world record in the category of wrong predictions. I was giving advice about future employment to [a young physicist whom I first met in 1945 before World War 2 had come to an end]. [I met him] in Fanum House, a dismal office building in London where the Royal Navy kept a staff of scientists. [He] had been working for the Royal Navy for a long time and was depressed and discouraged. He said he had missed his chance of ever amounting to anything as a scientist. Before World War 2, he had started a promising career as a physicist. But then the war hit him at the worst time, putting a stop to his work in physics and keeping him away from science for six years. The six best years of his life, squandered on naval intelligence, lost and gone forever. [He] was good at naval intelligence, and did important work for the navy. But military intelligence bears the same relation to intelligence as military music bears to music. After six years doing this kind of intelligence, it was far too late for [him] to start all over again as a student and relearn all the stuff he had forgotten. No wonder he was depressed. I came away from Fanum House thinking, “How sad. Such a bright chap. If it hadn't been for the war, he would probably have been quite a good scientist”.

A year later, I met [him] again. The war was over and he was much more cheerful. He said he was thinking of giving up physics and making a completely fresh start as a biologist. He said the most exciting science for the next twenty years would be in biology and not in physics. I was then twenty-two years old and very sure of myself. I said, “No, you're wrong. In the long run biology will be more exciting, but not yet. The next twenty years will still belong to physics. If you switch to biology now, you will be too old to do the exciting stuff when biology finally takes off”. Fortunately, he didn't listen to me.

The young physicist who rejected Dr. Dyson's advice was Francis Crick, in 1953 co-discoverer with Jim Watson of the double helix structure of DNA.

(The above anecdote was excerpted from the article, Heretical Thoughts About Science And Society, by Freeman Dyson.)

Newton, Einstein, And The Death Of Classical Music

Greg Sandow — that unrelenting, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing, mortal enemy of classical music and cheerleader for pop culture trash — posts an eMail from "bassoonist, composer, writer, satirist, [and] speaker" (as he bills himself) John Steinmetz in which eMail Mr. Steinmetz mounts a sober-sounding but subtly sophistic argument to explain why classical music has lost its high-pedestal status in our culture. It's because it no longer meets our culture's needs. "[O]ur culture has changed, as cultures do, and its musical needs have shifted," argues Mr. Steinmetz.

Mr. Steinmetz continues,

If classical music's ability to speak for the human spirit once appeared unlimited in scope, now the music appears to have limitations. It may not speak for everyone; it may not speak about everything. We can still admire, appreciate, and love classical music, and support it, while also seeing that it does not quite fit society's current self-perception and that it ignores some important issues.

So, it's a failure of classical music, not culture's failure, is it?

I see.

And in what ways has classical music failed?

Here are a few ways in which classical music — the music itself, not its mode of presentation or its role in society — has, through no fault of its own, fallen out of step with current values. While humanity struggles to rethink our relationship with the rest of nature, classical music, with its focus on human emotion, is mostly silent about that crucial current issue. While our culture is working to shed old baggage about gender, classical music narratives often emphasize a triumph of "masculine" energies over "feminine" energies. (Even music theory uses gendered language like "feminine endings" — see Susan McClary's wonderful books for more on this. In keeping with its predominant musical values, composers, conductors, and other power figures in classical music are still mostly male.) Recent thinking about community and interdependence does not fit well with classical music, which instead provides wonderful expressions of individualism while relying on hierarchical musical structures.

Classical music's emphasis on momentum — its special ways of mobilizing harmony toward a goal — biases it toward narratives about motion and development, and weakens its ability to provide other kinds of essential narratives.

On reading this, one struggles to keep reminding oneself that Mr. Steinmetz is here writing in dead earnest, and not in his self-described capacity as satirist, here engaged in deftly skewering some of the Left's most mindless utopian and equalitarian shibboleths; a struggle made a bit easier once one learns that Mr. Steinmetz is a born, bred, and still-resident Californian ("born in Oakland ... grew up in Fresno," and currently resident in Los Angeles), the only surprise being he matriculated and graduated California Institute Of The Arts, and not UC Berkeley.

But let us move on.

In his essay, Mr. Steinmetz enlists a metaphorical argument that analogizes the truths of Newtonian physics to the musical needs of the culture that revered classical music, and our contemporary culture's musical needs to the truths of the physics of relativity. We've progressed, you see, from Newton's limited truths to Einstein's cosmic ones.

The shift [in culture's musical needs] reminds me of the change in physics in the early 20th century. Before that change, Newton's laws appeared to be universally true. But discoveries by Einstein and others made it clear that Newton's laws apply only to certain phenomena. The status of Newton's laws changed. We still can feel awe at Newton's achievement, we still learn his laws, and they still are very important, but we now see that these laws are limited in scope.

Newton's laws are part of a larger picture.

Uh-huh. Well, if Mr. Steinmetz insists on using that metaphor, it would better have been used as a metaphor for the music itself rather than for the shift in musical needs from an earlier culture to a later. In that former capacity the metaphor would, of course, need to be reordered 180 degrees to reflect the reality of the matter which is that our contemporary music has regressed to Newton's limited truths even in the face of music having earlier — much earlier — already discovered and held within its grasp the cosmic truths of Einstein.

But be that matter as it may, Mr. Steinmetz wants to assure us he's not dissing or dismissing classical music.

Classical music, like any music, reflects the values of the culture that produced it. It's no surprise that it embodies some attitudes that now seem out-of-date while at the same time expressing values many people still care deeply about. Just as Newton's Laws say crucially important things, classical music still has a lot to offer.

Abiding human values dwell in that music, along with great richness and beauty. But classical music does not, and cannot, tell us the whole story of human experience or even the whole story of our own culture. It cannot live at the center any more because we are too aware of the multiplicity of culture; there is no center now.

Mr. Steinmetz at least got that last right. No center now, most assuredly. And we're paying for it — in spades. A brilliant and prophetic thinker a century-and-a-quarter ago used a metaphor to address a question of quite another kind, but as a metaphor it's applicable to the instant question under consideration as well. For I put it to you that if Mr. Steinmetz can blithely invoke Newtonian and Einsteinian physics metaphorically in support of his argument, I may be permitted to similarly invoke Nietzschean thought against it.

The madman jumped into [the midst of the jeering crowd], and pierced them with his glances. "Whither is God?" he cried. "I shall tell you. We have killed him — you and I. All of us are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained this earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving now? Away from all suns? Are we not plunging continually? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there any up or down left? Are we not straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is not night and more night coming on all the while? [...] God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. [...] What was holiest and most powerful of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us?

Who indeed.

Thoughtful Musings

Blogger Alex of Wellsung has some interesting and thoughtful musings concerning the seemingly ubiquitous Death Of Classical Music question.

I often think that maybe classical music hasn't gotten smaller, the world's just gotten bigger. And classical music, i.e., a sort of music and a practice of experiencing it figured out when the world didn't have so many people in it, therefore has some natural limits on its ability to maintain the market share it did in 1860....

It gets me thinking, though, about that mid-century golden age of modern classical music appreciation that serves as the benchmark for the classical music debate. We seem to spend a lot of time thinking back to that period, when the country waited with bated breath for the next Saturday Met Broadcast, when opera stars made the cover of Time Magazine, when NBC devoted more energy to a symphony orchestra than it did to Fear Factor and its imitators, and wondering: what's wrong with us today that seemed to work back then? We're not talking about hundreds of years ago...in Bavaria...when people had no electricity. The country looked more or less the same, yet it actually seemed to give a damn about art music and serious culture. Pretty soon otherwise rational people are feeling warm and fuzzy towards the Eisenhower era, while the Sandows of the world are using it as a cudgel to justify just about anything in the name of putting butts back in the seats and slowing classical music's long cruel slide from the relevance it used to enjoy. It's not a pretty state of affairs.

RTWT here.

That's Me All Right

What major work of Alban Berg am I?

You are Berg's romantic but tragic Lyric Suite for string quartet, a work in which he secretly described his destined to be doomed love affair with his mistress by a variety of secret codes and quotes, including use of their initials as notes and "special numbers" in the music along with a whole secret vocal part to a text by Baudelaire. You are basically a romantic soul.

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An Apparently Necessary Clarification

We thought it entirely unnecessary, but apparently we were wrong. Our diatribes against the iPod (and by extension, MP3 players generally) as a means of experiencing classical music (here, here, and peripherally here) seem to have struck more than a few (e.g., here, here, here, and here) as an argument against experiencing classical music via recordings generally. What seems to have set folks off on the wrong track was our categorical declaration that,

[A] live performance is quite literally an irreproducible benchmark, and the only true and fully acceptable means of experiencing classical music. [emphasis added]

We stand by that categorical declaration unreservedly, but would point out that at the same time we also declared the following which seems to have been missed entirely, and which declaration we also stand by unreservedly:

[I] assure you I'm hardly one to pooh-pooh or sell short recorded performances. I love them. Nay, I cherish them, and couldn't imagine life without them. Lots of them.

The two declarations are by no means mutually incompatible, and can coexist side by side in perfect comfort. The point we were making (or thought we were making) was simply that the experiencing of classical music via each of the two means results in a markedly different musical experience for each, and that the experiencing of a recorded performance should never be mistaken for nor can it ever replace satisfactorily the experiencing of the Real Deal: a performance heard live. As we further explained,

[E]xperiencing a recorded performance is a musical experience quite different from the musical experience of a live concert. And by that, I don't mean merely that playing back a recorded performance in a home environment can't equal the acoustic experience of a performance in a concert hall, even given a superbly recorded performance, superb reproduction equipment, and the most elaborately and carefully prepared listening environment. I mean the two experiences are two different musical experiences, exclusive even of the shared communal experience of a live concert which I here disregard entirely for purposes of simplicity, and to maintain focus on a more central aspect of the question. One hears music differently in a live performance, and that hearing simply cannot be experienced via a reproduction no matter how good the reproduction may be in both recording and playback.

We trust the above will lay to rest any lingering notions that in our diatribes against the iPod we were somehow dismissing recorded performances generally as a valid — and valuable — means of experiencing classical music. We most decidedly were not, for, as we thought we had made perfectly clear, we couldn't imagine life without them.