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It's 91 bloody Fahrenheit degrees out there today, and bloody summer is still almost a bloody month away. Can't the bloody weather gods bloody count!

Time to refresh the insulation and lock down all windows and doors, turn the air conditioning up to Full, and make arrangements for all necessities for living to be delivered to my front door for the duration so that I don't have to step so much as a foot outdoors for the next four months or so.

Oh!, that summer could be banished from the face of the earth forever!