[Note: This post has been updated (3) as of 7:21 AM Eastern on 27 Mar. See below.]
It would appear that what we feared in our tentative Uh-oh expressed here has, unhappily, now been confirmed here as a fait accompli by an eyewitness to the actual stagework of Francesca Zambello's new production of Das Rheingold, the first music-drama of Wagner's cosmic tetralogy, Der Ring des Nibelungen, for the Washington National Opera.
Despite this eyewitness's, um, curious response to it ("[W]e saw every thing [sic] that she [the director, Francesca Zambello] had made, and, behold, it is very good."), and his approvingly likening it to the Patrice Chéreau 1976 Bayreuth Ring — the mother of all Eurotrash productions of the Ring — as if, somehow, that were a mark of praise, what this eyewitness describes* would strike disgust, and not a little despair, into the heart of anyone who has any real understanding of Das Rheingold, and of the great tetralogy of which it's prelude.
Score another victory for the ludicrous horror that is Regietheater, and for the self-indulgent, self-involved vandals who are its practitioners.
*Parts of that description seem to be missing from the article as presently posted; most particularly the earlier included description of the "quilting" or "sewing" by the Colorado-nixies (i.e., the Rheintöchter) of a golden fabric somethingorother that Alberich steals from them in lieu of the Wagner-specified gold from the river. (Footnote added: 3/29)
Update (3:15 PM Eastern on 25 Mar): Oh dear. What have we here?
Have a look at this:

No, that's not a party of 1920's-style Ugly Americans carousing up the gangplank of a transatlantic steamer headed off for Europe, but apparently — wait for it! — the "gods" in Francesca Zambello's "American" Das Rheingold for the WNO doing their Zambello-American version of crossing the Rainbow Bridge to Walhall.
If you're curious what kind of mind it takes to concoct this sort of thing, take a listen to this interview (click on the "Listen" icon at the top left of the page) of Ms. Zambello (a native New Yorker) by NPR's All Things Considered host, Robert Siegel. We especially liked the part near the end of the eight-minute interview where Ms. Zambello declares we ought to stop treating as sacred every note an opera composer wrote, and in order to appeal to and attract a younger, even a teenage, audience (where have we heard this idiot reasoning before?), rearrange or cut out all those too-many notes ("Like we do with musicals"), and pare the opera down to ninety minutes or an hour so that people can see the opera, and "then go out to dinner."
Lord preserve us all!
(Our thousand-thanks to George M. Wallace of A Fool In The Forest for the eMail heads-up.)
Update 2 (11:38 PM Eastern on 25 Mar): More from the mind of Francesca Zambello (this from a posting on an opera forum):
In an interview in the WNO's Season Book, Zambello remarks:
"Das Rheingold is, on a practical level, a short opera. It is a tight story and only two hours [[author's] sic] long. In a way, each of its four scenes is an episode unto itself. Each part is thus not any different than a TV installment of a drama. It also doesn't hurt that the work deals with magic and reality, family and their place in society, and has very realistic characters who happen to be gods, and incredibly sublime music that touches us on a primal level."
No comment as none is needed.
Update 3 (7:21 AM Eastern on 27 Mar): Maury D'annato of My Favorite Intermissions attended opening night, and files this eyewitness report from the abattoir.
(Added 3:01 PM Eastern) Links to other reviews of the production can be found here.
(Added 8:32 PM Eastern) Alex of Wellsung weighs in with his verdict.
Proposal For An Aesthetic Unified Field Theory
Einstein spent the last three decades of his life trying to derive what he called a Unified Field Theory: a series of mutually consistent equations that would seamlessly unify the laws of general relativity and electromagnetism, and in the process perhaps even bring an end to or make irrelevant the irreconcilable incompatibilities between the two principal theoretical pillars of modern physics, general relativity and quantum mechanics. Einstein failed in his attempt, but the search for such a theory — called today, a Theory Of Everything (TOE) — has, for the past two decades or so, been taken up with renewed vigor.
Might an analogous theory exist in the domain of aesthetics? Denis Dutton — Professor of the philosophy of art, University of Canterbury, New Zealand; editor of the journal, Philosophy and Literature; and the founder and editor of that indispensable Web tip sheet for intellectuals, Arts & Letters Daily — thinks it just might — by way of Darwin:
RTWT here.
Posted by A.C. Douglas on 26 March 2006 | Permalink