A.C. Douglas

The self-portrait says it all. And, no, we are not now nor have we ever been nor will we ever be a member of or maintain an account on any "social network" such as Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn or the like — unless, that is, we in future have some product to peddle, in which case we will exploit said social networks shamelessly should we deem it in our best interests to do so.